Dear Cthulhu

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In December, I recruited hokuto_gdi as a new cultist (30 points). In June, I exposed
haruka_kun to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed
cris_san to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I stopped
lawful_chained from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I fed
rika_srateddy to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (935 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
lyra_elric
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